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Allow me to answer your most pressing questions while you salivate at the thought of plunging your dick into this lifelike sex doll.
Q. Will you really process my order?
A. Absolutely! I am only interested in selling men sex toys that help them get off...period!!
Q. Will you ship my package, securely and discreetly? I don't want nosy people seeing my shit!
A. Yes, your order will ship in a plain box with only your name & address and a vague return address. No details as to what's inside. You horny fuck!
Q. How long it takes to get my shit!
A. Since we ship from multiple warehouses. Depending on where you live you can expect to receive your order within 5-7 days with Free UPS Ground Shipping!
Q. Do you Offer Expedited Shipping?
A. Yes, Now offering Expedited Shipping with delivery within 2-3 days. This option will appear during the checkout process!
Please Note: cost for this service is $45 And $65. for anything above 13 pounds. This charge clearly applies to most of the love dolls which range in weight from 13 to 26 pounds, so I'm charging a cost-saving flat rate!
Q. Let me guess? Can you track your package?
A. Absolutely, you'll receive a tracking number as soon as it ships!
Also at the bottom of the front page, there is a 'Track My Package' link for your convenience.
Q. What do you do with my info & email?
A. I only use your personal information to process and ship your order. And, of course, to send your tracking number. Since you ordered from this site you may receive a newsletter but that's down the line. Rest assured you won't be spammed and we damn well won't sell your information..period!
Q. What type of payments do you accept?
A. All major credit cards accepted! Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover. All processed via Paypal. You know by now the safest way to shop online!
Q. Why won't my fucking card go through?
A. Please make sure your billing info correctly matches the card you're using!
Q. Is this site safe?
A. You can bet your horny dick it is!
Make no mistake! The safety and security of your personal information is extremely important to us. That is why we use an https:// at checkout. Which means your order & Credit Card Data is encrypted and secure. This site is Level PCI Complaint. Using 256-bit SSL Certificate. That is a Secure Sockets Layer (SSL) encryption security systems. In English means, absolutely no one including my jerk-off self actually sees your credit card info as it appears encrypted like this, XXXX_XXXX_XXXX_1234 Now, That's enough technical shit!
Q. Can I return a defective product?
A. Again, per our Shipping & Return Policy. Only, If the product has a manufacturing defect then yes well accept a return and exchange.
Q. Is there any way to contact you or are you hiding out on Mars?
A. Just use the contact us tab. Or use the private email I've had for years email@example.com I am firmly committed to providing exceptional customer service!
Thank you for considering and/or shopping here. I'm grateful for your patronage. Your home for realistic love dolls and the finest masturbation toys for men!
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